After a brief stint in a maximum-security mental institution, Deadpool is back on the streets and back on track, running headlong toward oblivion as fast as his little red feet can take him. But something causes him to stumble…or, rather, someone. Guess what, True Believers? Deadpool's about to get a girlfriend! Unfortunately, she's a total psychopath and Deadpool finds her utterly repulsive-but that's not gonna stop her! Actually, nothing can stop her. Prepare yourselves for the most disturbing love story ever told!