Rescuing the life of the pirate captain who wants your father dead? Probably a bad idea.
Revealing who you really are to the pirate girl who thinks she's in love with you? Possibly even worse.
And doing both while trapped on a hostile planet full of angry Shi'ar? No doubt a fatal error!
Tune in for the action-packed climax of "A Pirate's Life for Me," and witness what will no doubt be the horrific deaths of Cyclops, Corsair and the Starjammers!